This study develops two robust, quantile-sliced moment systems, mean and median absolute deviation (MAD and MedAD moments), to serve as foundational tools in parametric modeling, statistical inference, and describing distributional location, scale, skewness, and tail behavior in settings where classical moments and L-moments fail. MAD moments use block-wise absolute deviations around the median and exist whenever the mean is finite, while MedAD moments replace expectations with medians, ensuring